At a friend's wedding
5 year old boy: i think the lady is very pretty and i want to marry her.
Me: omg that's so cute *kisses his cheek* i'm sure you'll find someone sweet when you get older
My bf: *points to his yoshi doll*. I propose a trade my young friend. My girlfriend for your yoshi plush doll.
Me: I AM WORTH MORE THAN A STUPID DOLL
5 year old boy: This doll not stupid. I like my yoshi better.
Me: Everyone here sucks...
My bf: How about my girlfriend and this watch?